Dogs

Dogs piss me off. Whose brilliant fucking idea was it to domesticate the most obnoxious animal on the face of the planet?

I was on a walk today and was barked at by one dog or another almost the entire time.

I hereby declare October 6 kick a dog day. I'm going to kick about six. I'm going to start with the neighbor's. And I hope that bitch sees me do it too.

I got attacked by bats.

I went for a walk last night after it finally stopped raining and I got attacked by bats. Bats flap their wings very spastically. They make me feel like I need to move more. Sometimes I walk faster when I see bats because they use so much energy and I'm just sort of walking.

I don't like the rain today...

because I would like to go for a walk outside and listen to my iPod. And the sun comes out and I get my shoes on and put my little ear buds in and then it starts to rain again.

I'm just a regular guy writing about regular things. No biggie.

I don't have a photo to post this time.

Hold on I guess I can find one.

Here you go...


Here is another one because I almost wrote about shoes.

I like ladies

You can break them open they smell like coconuts laying the sun.

The Moon

The moon glows on nights like this for a thousand years. 10 thousand stars fill the space of my thought life and fresh cut grass hits my olfactory nerve. Life is grand. One day I will progress and be big and bright just like the big ole moon that hangs over Elkins. Blue moon of WV keep on shining. One day I will stroke it big time. One day I'll be free. Free like the voices inside me. The voices of Kentucky thunder and rain like fire. Then I will rest my weary bones awhile.